College life

So, I'm back at college again. I was a freshmen orientation leader, and that pretty much totally rocked. I'm enjoying myself here so far. Taking Intro to Philosophy and Intro to Logic, so I'm going to pretty much be a genius after this semester. And hopefully I'll get into the musical. This year we're doing "Into the Woods" . It's going to be amazing.

storytale

onceuponatimetherewasajackrabbitnamedjuniper.juniperlikedtoeat
allofthesmallerrabbtsandthusbecamesomewhatdegenerateinhisdaily
constitional.whilemostoftheotherlargerrabbitsignoredthisbehaviour
andchalkedituptohishavingaroughchildhood,thewoodsparrowsofthe
neighborhooddidnotlikeitonebit.theydecidedtoeathim.andsotheydid.
thesparrowswerethenattackedbymutantantelopesbearingmessages
fromthepeacefulhumanoidcavedwellerswhoateallwhodisobeyedthe
oneeyedpiratemermaidsteven.therebyedeclaringwaronallmamals
whogobythename"Phil".so,thephilswerepurgedfromtheranksofthe
kingdomandthepeopleswereonceagainfreetopracticepoloinanyform
theypleased.
happilyeverafter.
amen.